My latest adventure of a weekend still has left me reeling. I'm exhausted and on the verge of sickness due to what happened on the latter part of the trip...
My roomies Lauren, Katie, our friend Nancy, and Katie's fiance and his roommate and I, all decided to go to Amsterdam this past weekend. It started out as an idea for a celebration for Katie and Jim's engagement because that is one place that they really wanted to go see, and why not celebrate and do it big in Amsterdam, right? Then we found flights from Pisa to Brussels, Belgium for 20 euro on Ryanair, rockin' deal. And apparently Brussels is only a short, cheap, bus ride away from Amsterdam. So that was booked.
Nothing really turned out as planned on this trip...let me just outline our travel details just to get to our destination:
- Walk to Florence train station to catch a bus to the Pisa airport
- flight from Pisa to Brussels
- taxi from Brussels airport to a train station
- get lost for about an hour until a man from Subway shows us how to get on the metro to a different train station
- wait at this train station until the bus comes to take us to Amsterdam
- 4 hour bus ride to Amsterdam
- take the metro from Amsterdam Amstel station to Centraal
- from Centraal sneak onto two different metro lines to get in our hostel's district
- walk to hostel
Now the first big shock about Amsterdam is that it is surprisingly an absolutely BEAUTIFUL city. I didn't expect it in the least...some call it the "Venice of the North" and it's so true, because the city is similarly set on water, with canals everywhere and lovely bridges lit up for the holiday season. The only difference was this place wasn't sinking, and it was FREEZING, about 30 degrees, maybe. The architecture was very distinct and different from what we are used to seeing here in Italy...it reminded me a lot of Prague. Lots of angles, different dark, rich colors, and lots of gothic structures. In any case, the combination of everything that is city contains is fabulous. The atmosphere is a whole different story and is likely why it is such a hub and travel destination for students like us. We all know why everyone is so laid-back and fun...yes most people, old and young were more than likely flyin' high all day long.
Now I'm not really into this weed culture, but since it is legal in Holland, it truly is a huge revenue base and part of what makes this city and country the way it is. But when in Amsterdam...
There was a lot more than coffeeshops to see in the city though, there was the Van Gogh Museum, the I Amsterdam sign in the middle of this gorgeous park, the Heineken Factory/Brewery, Amstel Brewery, Anne Frank's house, and many other historically significant places to see, which we all did! And yes the Red Light District definitely was included in that category...that was possibly the most entertaining place that I've ever been.
The Red Light District is everything you've probably heard about and more...every sexual taboo is laid out there in public for everyone to see and sometimes participate in. Sex shops lined the streets, some more scandalous than others, porn movie theaters, live peep shows, kinky shops, and of course the illustrious window/doors that the prostitutes stand behind that are lit up by red lights. These were the most hilarious part...especially at night! During the day it's just a normal street...lined with sex...at night it's a bit more crazy. The girls behind the windows were basically wearing nothing, and would stand there staring at any who pass by, looking for the next victim to take behind the window, close the curtains, and have their way with them...it was kind of disturbing seeing the men who would walk out of these places...and I didn't like being sized up by these women like sexual prey...but hey, they were the naked ones stuck in the red boxes getting ogled by steetwalkers soo...I win, obviously.
Exploring this city was just a lot of fun, getting lost was part of the adventure.
And because of the way our flight times worked out coming home, we stayed in Brussels for our third night. This meant of course leaving lovely Amsterdam earlier than we wanted, and jumping on that bus ride to Brussels. Then of course we had to figure out how to get to our hostel...easier said than done, especially when none of us knows any French, and no one in the train station speaks English. Awesome. But we called the hostel for directions, and his mumbled French actually led us to the right metro and direction of our home for the night...which surprisingly was our own suite, nothing like the pit we were in the previous two nights! Thank goodness for small favors...there was even a bath tub, since when do those exist in Europe?!
But we were exhausted and the only thing we wanted was a drink, some Belgian chocolate, and waffles...and that is exactly what we got that night.
Found the BEST Belgian waffles, I got mine smothered in Nutella, bananas, homemade whipped cream and chocolate. Can you orgasm in my mouth? YES indeed. The chocolate shops were everywhere too, it was so incredibly rich, any chocolate fiend would go crazy, each shop had chocolate fountains where you could stick free samples in to taste its chocolatey freshness :) The city center of Brussels is gorgeous too, saw the Mannekin Pis aka this tiny statue of a boy peeing - don't ask me why but for some reason this is a big deal here. And just explored, saw the Grand Palace and the Cathedral which were gorgeous!
Now Sunday is when the tears and the disaster started...
Now we had a 10:25 flight out of Brussels...woke up at 6, got ready, had our free breakfast, was at the metro station ready to hop on the metro to the train station at 7...at the train station we had to either catch the bus to the airport (this isn't the main airport we found out later), or a taxi for 180 euro. Obviously the bus is what we were aiming for, but when we arrived the bus that was waiting out front only had two spots left, and there were four of us. We figured we gave ourselves enough of a time cushion so that we could take the next bus, which was supposed to come in 20 minutes...it was an hour late. And the amount of people waiting for the bus was unreal. Once it finally arrived we pushed and shoved our way to the front and jumped on like our lives depended on it. We were relieved to have a spot...but time was against us. And just our luck, some French woman had tried to save seats for people that didn't make it on the bus and started a HUGE commotion with the bus driver, I mean they were yelling and cursing in three different languages...French, Italian, and English came out, so we were able to understand most of it. We were yelling too, for her to shut the eff up and let us go because at this rate, we were an hour and fifteen minutes late after the commotion...we arrived at the airport 25 minutes before our flight is supposed to leave. With Ryanair you have to check-in 30 minutes prior, then they close the check-in...we were five minutes late.
So the four of us and two other Italian girls on our flight begged and pleaded with the people behind the desk to stamp our shit and let us go...they did, but not before their supervisor came over and gave us shit about how this would never happen in America...You're right buddy, that's because they would hold the plane for us! So from there we rush through security like nobody's business...never in my life have I done it so fast. There was no mercy, we pushed right to the front and ran to the gate...
...just in time to see our plane take off...fifteen minutes early....
Cue me bursting into tears out of frustration, exhaustion, and desperation...and collapse onto the ground.
Yeah.
The gate was deserted, not a soul in sight. So we went back through security to the front of the airport, and tried to talk to every information desk, Ryanair employee, anyone who could help us get home. Because at this point we had no money, the only other flight to Italy that day was over 200 euro and they were going to charge us 100 euro just to change our flight, they declined any responsibility, wouldn't tell us when any flight to Italy was and told us that it was our own problem. I was at a consistent sob at this point, I was beside myself...luckily the other girls had it together enough to look for an internet point and jump online to check out when the next flights available were...turns out the only one was the following day, Monday morning. We had no choice but to book it. Then they refused to print out our boarding passes, said it cost 40 euro to do it, when we told them that we would be in the airport for the next 30 hours, they said that it didn't matter, that they would charge us. Luckily Jim and Raj, the guys that had been traveling with us who study in Madrid, had been planning on spending the night in the airport anyway to catch an early morning flight, so they saved us the money and printed out our passes and brought them to the airport when they joined us.
So there we were, the six of us...and eventually a few more stranded souls...camped out in the smallest airport of my life, right behind a Coke vending machine and three computers. Our nook. For the next 30 hours...
Things got interesting...
Highlights were ordering pizza to the Brussels airport...yeah that happened!!
In any case, after security woke us up at 4am, we checked in, and sat at our gate and boarded our damn flight back to Bologna, Italy, where people are 100x nicer than the French, and where things make sense...then it was a bus ride and a train ride back to Florence, and I made it just in time to run to class and make a presentation. Epic.
All in all...I loved the cities, we were able to really get a feel for Amsterdam, no one really wanted to leave, and Brussels was a surprising gem as well - minus its transportation and airport of course.
But in any case, my roommates were lovely enough to share their fever and sickness with me so I'm about to pass out but I have ohh so much more to share at a later date...
Ciao for now,
Jess